You just made me feel so damn special
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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