We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
tell me about the eggs
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