What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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