I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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