you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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