One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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