"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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