I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She's not a foreskin expert like you
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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