Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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