That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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