Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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