Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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