Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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