just come out here and I will go home with you...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Randomize
