you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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