Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
They took my balls.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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