marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It's Friday. Sex?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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