i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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