what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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