Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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