Nicole vs. Life
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
operation have a gay friend backfired
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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