They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Please don't give away my fajitas
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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