glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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