Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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