yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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