Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just high enough for therapy.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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