No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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