He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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