i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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