Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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