Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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