She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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