I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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