He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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