summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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