i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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