You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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