I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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