Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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