I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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