and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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