oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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