hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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