So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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