I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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