Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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