is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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