Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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