Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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