I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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