fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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