he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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