For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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