i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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